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Hiya, I'm Beth. I have no idea how to proceed.... guess I'll tell you who I am looking for...... just someone to have laughs with. I'm looking for a guy who is geekily passionate about something; cars, comics, pop culture, sports, music etc. Ultimately I'd like to find someone to have a LTR with but I have no problems with FWB; but I really have to be friends with someone before the 'benefits' kick in. haha. Guess now I'll tell you about me.... I have a really loud laugh. I was born and raised in Sonora and moved back to the area in December of 2010 for family reasons. I'm loyal, kind and sarcastic. I love going out but most nights I like to stay home. I just turned 30 and pretty happy about it. I'm 5'7 a bbw with brown hair and hazel eyes. I also have my own place and car and I like what I do. :) I'm a Comedy Podcast Nerd (Nerdist, Pod F. Tompkast, Doug Loves Movies, You Made It Weird, Thrilling Adventure Hour). I'm into Dr. Who, Harry Potter (Books), God of War (all 3), Venture Brothers, Kurt Vonnegut, Firefly and David Sedaris books. Send me an email with your favorite animal at the Zoo as the subject line. :)
Ok, so I'm sick of dead end relationships and all the games that come with them. I am a single white female with blonde hair, hazel eyes, average build and am 5'6". I have my own car, my own house, and a good job. I am looking for someone "normal" that meets my requirements (or at least most of them anyway) I have learned from the past and I am an adult now so I know what I am looking for (and what I'm NOT looking for). If you are a straight forward person who has their life together, does not play games, and meet at least "most" of my requirements, please email me with pics (MUST HAVE PIC ATTACHED) and I will send one back with my email. I am serious so please no hate mail just because you don't like what I'm looking for... 1. You must have a decent job (I'm not talking about a gas station or a fast food restaurant unless you happen to manage it or own it) 2. You must have decent transportation (the metro or your parents car is NOT an option - neither is a rusty old beater with the floor boards missing) A car AND a motorcylce is a plus! I love bikes but I am not a "biker - harley chick" 3. You must have your own place-roommates are ok (but living with your parents, grandparents, brothers, sisters, or friends is unacceptable unless there is a sufficient reason) 4. I am looking for a straight (not bi, confused, wanting to test the waters, etc) caucasian man preferably between the ages of 30-42 who is 5'10"+ (I don't like to be shorter than my man with heels on :) 5. Tattoos are ok but not if your whole body is covered, etc.... 6. Piercings depend on where and what is pierced. (I'm not really into the whole stretching of the ears, facial piercings, etc.) 7. You don't have to be a muscle man by any means (kind of a turn off) but I'm not really looking for anyone that isn't somewhat physically fit and at least cares what they look like. 8. You must like the outdoors (landscaping, sports, hiking, camping, fishing, bon fires, swimming, vacations on the beach, etc) I'm not a couch potato so I don't expect you to be either! 9. You must shower daily and groom your self properly- I don't like long hair and a full beard-Beauty and the Beast is just a story...(Deoderant and some kind of smell good stuff is a must!) 10. You must at least get along with your family enough for holidays, etc. (However, I'm not looking for a momma's boy-the umbilical cord was cut at birth) 11. You must NOT be over jealous-a little bit shows you care but over the limit is extreme. Grow up, we are adults! 12. You MUST like AND be kind to animals and children (I'm not really looking for someone who hunts all wildlife-birds, squirrels, turkey, deer, bears, etc-occasionally is fine but not excessive) 13. You must NOT do drugs (experimenting in your teenage years is one thing but hopefully you are all grown up now) 14. You must NOT be an alcoholic (I'm all about the occasional beer or margarita, etc but a six pack a night is just not necessary) 15. You must dress neat. Name brands are not a must but NO faded, holy jeans that you have had since the 80's......"wife beaters" are not for going on dates-playing basketball in them is fine 16. You must know how to treat ALL people with respect! 17. You must be able to carry on a normal conversation without foul words being in a sentence 4 times. 18. You must NOT still be in love with your ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, ex-lover, etc. (There is a reson they are your "EX") 19. I am not looking for a one night stand, fling, "friend w/benefits"or "buddy"-if you know what I mean! 20. You must like to get dressed up and go out sometimes (dinner and drinks, special occasions, weddings, xmas parties, etc.) T-Shirt, jeans and work boots do not count. 21. You do not have to have perfect teeth but I'm not looking for yellow, rotten, or missing ones either. 22. I do not mind if you have kids but if you have 6 by 6 different women, we may have a problem. 23. You must NOT be a felon or be wanted. I'm not looking for someone who just got out of jail either. MUST have a clean history-for the most part...! Now, that is all I can think of for right now.....and if you do meet all of these, I am kind of wondering why you are single. If you like what you hear, please email me with pics. Don't just put "what up"!
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i am a 43 yr old woman looking for her country boy i am drug free i have two teens at home ages 13/15 and im five foot two brown hair baby blue eyes and im country to the bone i love camping fishing 4 wheeling stuff like that i am looking for ltr and or possible marriage been single two yrs now and its time if interested text me 859 three six eight 13 six four your pic for mine and no drunks need apply
I'm a busy and bored working mom. I don't have much free time yet I have more than I'd like. I am dating some one but it seems he never has time for me. I don't consider myself a bbw but I'm sure I would fit in that catergory. I'm short, 5ft and bigger. I enjoy being outside and being active. I do have kids and I work but I have some weekdays free and then some nights. Not looking just for sex, conversation and some one to hang with would be amazing! This is my first time ever posting on here..What am I doing?! Send me a message with a pic and maybe I'll send you mine. Put what side of Wichita your on in the subject. Toodles! ps, no over 40 please, that's creepy to me. Some one mature and laid back. I'm not an uptight person but I don't party all the time either.
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Hi there my name is Kayla and I'm tired of all these little boy games not into one night stands just looking for a man that wants a down ass chick I'm 100 % real looking for love and respect I'm 420 friendly love country music I'm a country girl at heart if I can find a country boy that would be great but not required lol just anyone that wants a honest loving girl so hit me up :) not into back and forth emails so let's get this thang started