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So, here's the deal. I am on the tail end of an unhappy marriage, but not quite able to end it (aka, I have kids). However, I am ready to be happy again. So, here it is, in a nutshell: Me: Hot Smart Fun Talented Financially Independent You: Hot Smart Fun Talented Financially Independent In addition, you must be ready to give of yourself. If not, close this page. You are not for me. What you DON'T have to be: Tall Buff What I don't WANT you to be: Jealous Possessive Insecure Controlling Into yourself I just want someone to have fun with, talk with, laugh with, and of course, I want to want to kiss you. Is that asking too much? Please answer me back with a few important facts about yourself, a few things you want to know about me, and a historical fact in the Subject line so I can evaluate you on my own, custom-developed Geek-O-Meter. Do it! Your chariot awaits.
I'm 5'9", kinda chubby, dark brunette, pale, and I have green eyes. I'm very into music; I play the guitar, the piano, and I sing. I love classic rock, broadway, and pretty much just all music in general. I can also be a sarcastic asshole, as well as very laid back and chill. To add another cliche, I'm very down to earth. I'm looking for someone that has a sense of humor similar to The Office (US), is at least 6'0", is cuddly (likes to cuddle and isn't rock hard from working out), and between 17 and 25. Those age restrictions are firm, so don't waste your time. :p This seems like a random compilation of things, probably because it is haha. I also prefer white guys. Not a racist, just...only attracted to white guys. But I like nerds, stoners, and just normal dudes. Oh! The most important factors in my attraction to a guy are that he's funny, smart, and considerate. And I'm talking way above average intelligence. Before I sound any more pretentious or douchey, I'll just let you know how to get my attention. Send me an email with "Your Peter Parker" in the subject. You should also put some sort of emoticon in there to give me a preview of your intentions! Include your name and age, and what you like to do for fun. I look forward to hearing from you! :3
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I am normally a woman of words (I make my living with them) but I can't think of what to say. All I know is I'd like to find someone special to cuddle up with in front of the fire by the Christmas tree (if I decide to put one up this years). About me. A 50 year old California girl back in KY. I am attractive -- shortish with brown hair and eyes, average to curvy build. I am intelligent and funny but a bit of a wreck physically. I have MS. Generally it's not a problem but you won't find me doing many of my old activities like hiking up mountains, distance cycling, skiing or surfing. I am still fighting like hell to be well -- new drugs, clinical trials, exercise... I have every hope that I can stop it in its tracks! But I think having someone along for the ride might be nice. I am a great cook and hear I am a great kisser as well. I'd like to find a man who can accept me as I am. Who I am is actually pretty great if you can get over the MS thing and the fact I use a cane. I am looking for a man between 35 and 60, tops. I know I'm 50 but I seem to forget that and look at younger mens' ads. Please be attractive and intelligent and very loving, as I am. Please send a pic and I will be happy to send one back to you. Take a chance. We could be kissing under the mistletoe very soon! it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
I am looking to come to you and give you a NSa bj. I am open to to mry pussy just for you plz come first I won't wetting for you just I want fucking Need breaking into. I'm 5'9, black female, 145lbs, fit. Decided life is too short, need to start having fun. I'm DDF, and real, you must be the same. SEND PIC & INCLUDE TITLE in your response. A plus if you can host. Not particular about age or race, although 21yr+ would be preferable. There is just something exciting about the idea of meeting a stranger and doing something spontaneous? Maybe meet for a drink and go from there?. Me; long auburn hair, blue eyes, flirty, sarcastic, confident, curvy/bbw (bit of a pin up vibe). I'm just looking for some new adventures, I'm sexually open but believe both physical and mental chemistry is everything. We all have a type and no reason to make apologies for it. My preference is SWM, tall, athletic, confident with a biting wit and under 40. Send face pic and I will return the favor, I am real, born a women, and not a working girl (I think I covered all the bases) Look forward to your response. it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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to have some discreet and naughty fun wish a sexy lady. I am married and not getting as much as i need at home. I would love to find someone that could meet up today for some naughty fun. I love to please and make women squirt so you will not be disappointed. Looking for soon. Reply with DTF in subject line and with a pic. You can also leave your number too if you want and I will text you. I hope to hear from someone soon. NO MEN! NO SPAM!
This is the first New Years I am finding myself with no fun plans for the evening. Yes I could go dancing or to another party, but I am just not feeling it this year. I thought, instead for a change, why not enjoy my new years evening in a more low key, personal, intimate setting with someone fun and new. I am looking for someone between 22-32 who is preferably LDS (not a deal breaker), ddd free, has good hygiene, and can carry on a conversation. I am an adorable BBW and take very good care of myself, your pic gets a couple of mine ;) Lets bring the new years in right and have a chill evening in complete with some sparkling cider, snuggling, and if your lucky a new years kiss/make out. Please be able to host. Lets create our own fireworks, XOXO